do you want to buy a State Of The Art Watch?
August 31st, 2009 Posted by: admin
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”
“No,” he replies, “I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.”
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,” he explains.
“What’s it telling you now?” she asked.
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.” he said.
The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!”
The man explains, “Damn thing must be an hour fast.”
By: Chris K
Tags: Man Walks Into A Bar, State Of The Art, Wearing Panties
September 3rd, 2009 at 23:54
oh goodness, didnt see that coming. no pun intended LMAO!!!
very very funny
September 4th, 2009 at 14:27
haha
Nice one!