What is your zodiac sign? Does any of this describe you?
November 20th, 2009 Posted by: admin
I am Aries, I must say I do resemble some of these remarks. I’m always bumping my head & I can relate to Hard Headed Women by Cat Stevens and I won’t bring a knife to a gun fight 
ENJOY!
By: Dylanne
ENJOY!By: Dylanne
Tags: Aries, Gun Fight, Zodiac Sign
November 24th, 2009 at 07:20
I was born under the COLD BEER sign
November 24th, 2009 at 18:28
Pisces. Agree with some things.
November 26th, 2009 at 02:43
i think that was not right……..by the way my sign was virgo
November 29th, 2009 at 11:54
Im a Leo, and some of these things frightens me, I mean I do often think about being BI, just for curiousty, and I also feel like no gender will please me, I think there are going to be a few modifications about myself, because I do want to be married and I want it to last long, so thanks for this, This Leo will be changed………hopefully
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:18
Im Gemini.Everything there was nearly the exact opposite of what i am..
December 5th, 2009 at 07:45
HELL NO!!!! I’m a Sagittarius and sure doesn’t describe me! You lost me after “crushing spiders with bare hands”
December 8th, 2009 at 11:28
well im a gemini butthat dosent describe me at all =-p
December 12th, 2009 at 21:38
Gemini . . . that doesn’t sound a thing like me; except maybe the schizophrenic part . . .
December 14th, 2009 at 15:37
im virgo, n its not like me at all lol
December 17th, 2009 at 01:08
oh yeah. i’m a taurus and my husband and son are aries - all fits
December 18th, 2009 at 05:50
im an aquarius and that horiscope is nothing at all like me
December 19th, 2009 at 10:47
No way nothing like me.
December 21st, 2009 at 19:49
I am a Pisces and I’d say about half of that stuff is true.
December 24th, 2009 at 06:22
The only truth I found about Scorpios is that Bill gates is one.
December 25th, 2009 at 14:59
Scorpio and yes it’s all true. I am the next Bill Gates. lol
December 27th, 2009 at 07:29
I’m a Scorpio, you definition doesn’t impress me, but your persistence in typing 14 pages to get your ideas across is mind-boggling, real dedicated aren’t you.
December 30th, 2009 at 08:36
TAURUS - May 11…OMG, so like me, most of it, few exceptions that I don’t see, that someone else might!
December 31st, 2009 at 16:33
im a scorpio and that was so not true….i’m NOT hairy lol….but I do like to smoke
January 1st, 2010 at 06:22
i’m cancer and this does not even descride me at all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 2nd, 2010 at 19:11
omg yah! im a pisces hehe ♥ i thenk this sort of theng is fun :-} bu ti also thenk u cud read any of them interchangabee, people have usually experianced everee emotion an character trait soem time in their lives, an myself having taken a survey by my therapist, wus often coonfused between two extreames, am i hardwerking an diligent, or lazy? super intelligent, or adorablee dumb? im both, the human being is an amazing theng ♥
January 3rd, 2010 at 11:57
aquarius. and yes. though i have not been ***** for an extended period of time in a while. but sometimes i get ***** and dance. nothing better than watching myself flop around.
January 4th, 2010 at 10:58
Where did you get load of crap? You obviously made it up.I’m a Libra and the only thing that matched was my sign.
Way off. Not even in the same universe.
January 5th, 2010 at 15:06
I’m a Libra.. and no way, I am way better than what you described….
January 6th, 2010 at 11:22
aquarius and no it doesnt
January 9th, 2010 at 09:24
tarus here. thats creepy.
but i do not live in millwalkee ( or however thats spelled) and i **** the bar, and i do not wish i was God. everything else came kinda close.
what are you?
January 11th, 2010 at 09:36
Haha
that was semi cute
I’m a Sagittarius..
Hell no I’m not hitting a spider with my hands
other wise somewhat on point with the rest..
it made me chuckle..
you forgot to put will phuk up anyone that talks ish about them…watch yourself..
;O
January 12th, 2010 at 09:32
Um, I’m a leo and that is about as opposite of me as one can get…
January 13th, 2010 at 15:25
I am Taurus, Your description is not me not even my alter ego.
January 16th, 2010 at 00:52
Taurus, and it doesn’t describe me.
January 16th, 2010 at 05:39
Aquarius….and I don’t like to run around *****!
January 19th, 2010 at 15:34
im an aquraius and yes i somewhat agree. ok i agree a lot!
January 23rd, 2010 at 23:29
Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers.( I am A naturist That very Adventurous)
They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. (Yeap)
They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. (Yeap)
Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. (YEAP especially while naked) This often includes transvesticism.
Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. (Nope)
Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces.
(not so)
They seek to offend.
(not SO)
Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus (Nah) (((Maximus YES max fun while ***** oudoors))). Animals and small children love Sagittarians.
(I guess so IDK)
This is unfortunate since adults usually **** them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks
( NOPE not a freak or vagrant).
Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts.
(I love ***** danceing at full moon around fires does that count )
Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian.
(maybe I did make a bumper sticker kinda that says NIF)
They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church.
(NOPE)
Don’t ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad.
(HAHA All getting ***** funny)
Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro.
(hahaha I have a GEO Prizm)
The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. (YEAP)
This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they’re sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York,
(I don’t get this one)
NY the most Sagittarian town in the universe.
(((Really Why I can guess that they are consieved on or about St .Pat’s day (GO IRISH))))
The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there’s a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well.
(HAHAHA I LIkeY BUSTY Expecially MY LOVE fickleNIF♥™
another Sagittaruis HMMM..
A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.
(NO I am hip to be ***** so that very hip)
January 24th, 2010 at 21:41
LMFAO! I’m a Cancerian and my husband is a Pisces…lucky for him, he won’t ever get run over by a truck!!
January 26th, 2010 at 19:53
the canser one discribes me alot……buuuttttt, not compleatly. i’m not a slob, tho my consept of ‘fasion’ is weird. and i’m not a compleat doormat!!
Fun read!!
ALL of thoes are funny!
January 29th, 2010 at 02:37
virgo and yes…hilarious!!!
January 29th, 2010 at 14:55
wow alot words im *****? well i like to be sometimes i love parties ALOT!!!
February 2nd, 2010 at 08:50
I am a Libra, and that was WAY off.
February 3rd, 2010 at 06:11
I am an Aries and this sounds a bit harsh. Some of it - maybe. Gemini on the other hand, sounds just like my friend. I think - to a “T.” I love it!
February 3rd, 2010 at 12:25
Cancer.
Stretching out one pair of underwear for a month…. um for one NO and second ewww that’s disgusting! LOL Next Cancers is supposedly the motherly sign of the zodiac…. Ladies Home Journal.. not really me although recently I’d been getting into cooking and giving folks advice. Well my style of clothing isn’t bizarre, I like to dress just as feminine as the next lady.
As for being walked over, I am a nice person but there is a fine line of being gullible and treating people with kindness– there were a few folks who wanted to confused the two with me but unfortunately I wasn’t letting them have it, now that I’m older and had experiences with these types. I can go down the line of everything written about Cancer and see where it applies to me but I think I’ll stop here as I’ll be writing for quite awhile.
Overall most of these isn’t who I am despite my sign and I take take these ‘descriptions’ are just for humor. It’s funny!
BTW, George W. Bush shouldn’t belong to any ’sign’. Personally I think not only is he is an embarrassment to this nation but to Cancerians everywhere!